Trying Times

            "Studly, your update, please," the Director dared say.

            "She didn't work out," Studly said humbly.  "Wasn't the least bit up."

            "Your report on this year's fund raiser for last year's Christmas party, Studly."

            Vina jumped in.  "Nobody wanted to chair the committee.  Razz volunteered, but we voted him down, remember."

            "I move we nominate Razz to replace the one we don't have," the Director stated.

            "I second," Vina insisted.

            "You can't," Studly challenged.  "You only get one second."

            "Give me a minute," Vina said, thinking.  "What was the motion?"

            "Move for adjournment," Studly said, nodding off.

            "Second!" the Director bellowed.