Losing your Rs

Losing your Rs

            "I've a fog in my thoat," Benny said with a humble mumble after returning from vacation.

            Dan looked curiously at his friend.  "What happened to your Rs?  They're gone."

            To which Benny answered, "Lost 'em in 'eno playing 'oulette, along with my gil fiend.  She 'an off with a tuckdive."

            "You can't live your life without Rs," Dan said with frankness.  "Maybe a girlfriend, but not Rs.  Go to 'Vegas.  Win them back."

            "Only Esses in 'Vegas."  Benny was clearly distraught.

            "Do you want your R back?" Dan asked.

            "Yes, but I don't want to lose my S in 'Vegas."